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Genders Don't Matter

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Let’s define our variables.
Let g=girls
Let b=boys
Let t=time
Let m=money
Let e=evil
The way boys see it, girls simply take up time and money.
g=t*m
According to the old saying, time is money.
t=m
g=m*m
g=m^2
Using another old saying, we also know that money is the (square) root of all evil.
m=e
g=e^2
Therefore, girls are evil.
g=e
The way girls see it, boys simply take up time and money. For the same reasons as girls, boys are evil.
b=e
Both boys and girls are evil.
g=e
b=e
By the transitive property of equality (if a=b and b=c, a=c), boys are girls and girls are boys.
g=b
Using the logic of math to ruin logic! Yay!
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